GREAT STUFF: Per PerezHilton, “Now that Kim Kardashian is getting ready to strut her assets down the aisle to tie the knot with Kris Humphries this weekend, her sister and co-star, the already-married Khloe, has some pointers to help guarantee her the best, most romantic day possible!

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Khloe’s advice is to “at some point in your wedding, take your husband in a corner and just be quiet and look and enjoy the whole presence of it. And just look and enjoy because it goes so fast…it's amazing. No two relationships are the same. Keep yours to yourself because everyone will have an opinion. They have no idea what goes on behind closed doors." http://bit.ly/pTAWT3

BETTER STUFF: Per indieWIRE, “The USPS is previewing a Larry Doby stamp today as one of four iconic Major League Baseball All Stars to be immortalized on stamps. Larry Doby (1923-2003) was the first African American to play on an American League baseball team, joining the Cleveland Indians on July 5, 1947. For integrating the league just 11 weeks after Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in the National League, Doby deserves recognition as a civil rights pioneer. http://bit.ly/opIZEr

NO COMMENT: Per the AP, “A frequent contributor to a jihadist website has threatened David Letterman, urging Muslim followers to "cut the tongue" of the late-night host because of a joke the comic made on his CBS show.” http://apne.ws/roN4ZH

BLANK STARE: Per E!, “After seeing a nearly naked Jennifer Aniston saying things that even made us blush as the sexed-up dentist from hell in Horrible Bosses, is there anything left for her to do to surprise us? How about if we watch her get high?” http://eonli.ne/nhkb9e

HER ROYAL O-NESS: Per the Hollywood Reporter, “OWN has announced its primetime schedule for its new series premiering in October. Anchored by Rosie O'Donnell's talk show The Rosie Show and Oprah's Lifeclass (previously OWN Your Life), previously announced as debuting Oct. 10, the cable network is bolstering its weekend programming with the premieres of returning favorites Ask Oprah's All Stars and Our America With Lisa Ling set for Sunday, Oct. 16.” http://bit.ly/oMRZJP

GOOD FOR HER (but “morals”?): Per Extra, “Beautiful actress Kate Winslet has never had any qualms about embracing her natural, curvy figure. The 35-year-old is now going a step further by taking a stand against the pressures of Hollywood for women to go under the knife or needle. Winslet tells The Telegraph that she's teamed with Emma Thompson and Rachel Weisz to form the "British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League," declaring, "I will never give in. It goes against my morals, the way that my parents brought me up and what I consider to be natural beauty." http://bit.ly/oEhdq7

MEOW: Per Access Hollywood, “Anne Hathaway has trained heavily in order to take on the iconic role of Catwoman in the upcoming film, “The Dark Knight Rises,” and the 28-year-old actress revealed all of that prep work did have one perk – she finally learned to enjoy working out. “I’m a vegetarian and right now, I’m living on kale and dust for the training,” she laughed. “That catsuit’s unforgiving, man!” http://bit.ly/qxSxQW

COBAIN WON’T BE THERE, EITHER: Per Rolling Stone, “Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of his band's landmark album Nevermind by playing the record in full at a concert in Seattle on September 20th. . . Drummer Dave Grohl will not be involved with the show, as his band the Foo Fighters will be performing in Cleveland on that night.” http://bit.ly/nalp4e

POLITICO BLINK: “Christine O’Donnell walked out of an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan Wednesday evening after he pressed the former Delaware Senate candidate on her views on gay marriage. “You’re borderline being a bit rude,” O’Donnell said during the interview, which was released before Morgan’s 9 p.m. show aired. “I obviously want to talk about the issue that I choose to talk about in the book.” http://politi.co/pseRsF

YEAH, BUT STILL: Per the AP, “A Polish judge has found a death metal singer innocent of offending religious feelings, ruling that his ripping up of a Bible during a show was a form of artistic expression consistent with the style of his band.” http://apne.ws/psAGX5 

AND FINALLY: Today’s mystery music video. http://bit.ly/od76E

--Skip Wood