Recently, Tom Hanks appeared on the Spanish-language Univision network to pump his new movie, Larry Crowne (bland-as-paste Universal Pictures tagline: "when you think everything worth having has passed you by, you just might discover your reason to live"). Unfortunately, Hanks doesn't appear to speak a lick of Spanish and was at the utter mercy of his hosts, all of whom seemed to turn out for his public humiliation. Here are a few of the confused sentences he manages to get out (sorry if I got some wrong, the audio is horrible):
“Hey, you’re sweating me.” (Maybe?)
“How appropriate.” (What is?)
“Over there!” (Again, what is?)
Depending on how big a fan of awesomely bad dancing you are, the actor made either the best or the worst of the situation by getting up in front of the weather board with Chiquinquira Delgado, a weather model who apparently has telekenetic powers, and boogieing his butt off. After you're done watching the video, hop to the jump to compare Hanks' moves with our own in-house b-boy, Brian van de Graaff.