This is nothing more than a high-altitude chemtrail, the purpose of which is mind-control by the new world order. If you think this is not the case then the new world order has already controlled your mind. Either you agree with me, or the new world order has you in it's control, proving what I say is true.
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE BRING ME A STRAIGHT JACKET....WE GOT ANOTHER ONE FROM THE COAST!
Ha ha! Nope, a proud teapartier from the nations heartland. And I can even type without my caps lock on!