Wow. Just... wow. There were so many inaccuracies here I just don't know where to begin. No apparatus purchases over the last 4 years? Old people to blame for increased call volumes? 30 cadets to cover 75 retirements? Not interfering with the disciplinary process? Keep practicing your interviews, Kenny. You'll need those skills when your fellow ring wearer get's his new bracelets.
What a liar