It was a Spanish service in a makeshift church! The parishioners brought the containers as seats, but seeing how the preaching was done in Spanish, passer-bys thought they were illegal alien "invaders", up to no good. Not that ICE actually showed up, just Hispanics fleeing, afraid that they would be hauled in and someone would demand to see their "papers, please".

The Department of Homeland Security, throughly confused that it had nothing to do with airplanes, has kept quiet and will release an announcement in two weeks that they somehow saved half of the Earth from exploding. The "terrorists" that participated in the act should promptly turn themselves in for deportation, no matter if they are U.S. citizens or legal residents. If not, DHS will threaten to erect a border wall around Washington D.C., waiving all regulations about blocking public streets, waterways, and private property in the face of "National Security".

Thank You for your attention, and try to keep the right amount of vigilante in your vigilance...